I hate my goddamn stairs with a fiery hate. I managed to fall again, just a few steps from the top, and I bruised my shoulder and I think I've gto a really deep bruise on my left hand. I swear I'm more banged up from the aftermath of the broken leg than I was when I actually hurt myself.

Original injury:
1 broken leg

I'm really good at falling becasue I do it a lot, and rarely hurt myself. The hurting usually comes from what made me fall, eg. the breaking of the leg. I actually executed a neat little roll to get myself out of the mosh pit. I fall on ice a lot, and slip in mud, and fall up stairs. but really, I'm not a hazard to myself. I pay for my grace in bellydancing by extreme clutziness in other areas of my life.

Catalogue of bruises:
1 large bruise on back of right hand from a badly threaded IV in emergency
1 purple bruise and wicked track mark from yet another IV in emergency
1 bruised left wrist from slipping on some of roommate's crap and falling
1 bruised right forearm from falling down after hopping up 2 flights of stairs at Gwen's
1 badly bruised left hand from falling up the last few stairs today
1 bruised left shoulder from same

See, I think I'm more bruised now than I was two weeks ago.